Alton Maine Funeral Homes

 

My husband and I don’t have much time to spend together outside of evenings and weekends, but what we do enjoy is surprising each other with gifts. Last week I received one of your gift baskets, the chocolate one - delicious!(Maggie Brownlee, Saint Petersburg FL )

 

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Alton Maine Hospitals

 

Your flowers are so colorful and huge, they make my mother's eyes pop out of her head every time I send them to her. She loves them very much and can't so much as say "pass the butter" without commenting them if they're on the table. You must get thanked a lot for the business you're in, let me tell you you are worth it.(Sylvia D., London )

 

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Alton Maine Restaurants

 

I’m so glad you paired certain flower arrangements with their suggested uses. I have no idea what is appropriate for what. It was a great help to people like me.(Lindsey R. , Clarksville TN )

 

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Alton Maine Hotels

 

You know, I think most men send flowers when they've really screwed up with their women. It's a fact of life, I think. So it's a great service you're doing here, making ordering flowers so easy that even a man can do it. Yes, that's a joke. Seriously, I think you guys are great. Keep it up.(Debra V. , Harlingen TX )

 

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Alton Maine Cemetery

 

I heard from my sister this morning that the flowers I ordered were so wonderful. Thanks for providing me with enough choices that I could choose the flower arrangement that was the most appropriate for her. That's really all I wanted to say, thank you.(Catherine G. , Wichita Falls TX )

 

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Alton Maine Motels

 

My wife recommended you for sending flowers to my mother as your flower delivery is so prompt that the last for days. I spoke to my mother after two weeks and they're only just beginning to wilt!(Griff Harding, El Paso TX )

 

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Alton Maine Delivery

 

I thank you for putting some joy into the life of one of my closest friends. Sadly, she passed away from cancer recently much too young. The flowers that were delivered to her hospice always brightened her day no matter what her mood was. I tried to visit with her as often as I could, but busy lives often get in the way of such relationships. The flowers she received had no such problems, though. She often said that it was as if I were there, and she would talk to the flowers as if they were me. I say thank you again for putting some life into her death and for giving everyone involved with her, including herself, some respite from the suffering.(Gwendolyn S. , Adelaide , Australia)

 

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Alton Maine Business

 

You folks are amazing. How can a simple little plant shaped like an exploding star mean so much to some people? I may never know, but at least I know that you've made it much easier to make things like this mean so much to people. Flowers, I mean. It's a good thing you're doing, is what I'm trying to say. Did I say that?(Karl P. , Vienna , Austria)

 

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Alton Maine Schools

 

If there’s one piece of advice I can give to husbands who’ve been married for more than ten years it’s this: GIVE HER FLOWERS, YOU IMBECILLE. After fourteen years of marriage, my wife had given up on me being a romantic. But I sent her flowers and now she thinks I’ve reformed. Maybe I have, I don’t know. Maybe you guys can be romantic for me. Can I set up an account where you automatically send a different set of flowers every month so it looks like I was thinking about it?(Norman V., Tallahassee FL )

 

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Alton Maine Offices

 

I have a garden full of my own flowers but you know sometimes I just want to see someone else’s. That’s why I love sending my mother one of your gift baskets – I could never afford the time to make my own anyway!(Gisele Richmond, Memphis TN )

 

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