Ainsworth Nebraska Offices

 

I never imagined flowers could look so remarkable. My wife was delighted with them, and I'm back in her good books!(Kathryn Trodden, Madison WI )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Funeral Homes

 

Thanks just for being there. Because let's face it, men have a definite need to send flowers from time to time. The more convenient it is, the more likely it is to get done, and the more likely that the woman in the relationship is going to be pleased quicker. Say a big "Whew!" and then get ready to send some more.(Ed R., Charleston SC )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Business

 

The flowers you delivered for me yesterday were beautiful - my thanks to all concerned.(Alex Atkins, Buffalo NY )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Hotels

 

Believe it or not, I’ve never sent flowers through a floral shop before - used to having my own garden recently become ill and housebound, so thank you for helping me to send my son and his partner a lovely bunch of flowers on their anniversary.(Jimi Hancock, Riverside CA )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Motels

 

If there’s one piece of advice I can give to husbands who’ve been married for more than ten years it’s this: GIVE HER FLOWERS, YOU IMBECILLE. After fourteen years of marriage, my wife had given up on me being a romantic. But I sent her flowers and now she thinks I’ve reformed. Maybe I have, I don’t know. Maybe you guys can be romantic for me. Can I set up an account where you automatically send a different set of flowers every month so it looks like I was thinking about it?(Norman V., Tallahassee FL )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Cemetery

 

No one ever listens to me. I tell them to order from you guys, but do they listen? They do not. I order flowers and gifts from you guys all the time, and I’ve never had occasion to be dissatisfied. By contrast, those people who don’t listen to me seem like they’re constantly complaining about how this delivery or that had some problem with it (wrong color, wrong flowers, bad quality, etc.). I have no such problems. I wish I were better PR for you guys, but no one ever listens to me.(Joanne W., Savannah GA )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Hospitals

 

I like that you have FTD and Teleflora specific arrangements as well as some of your own. The Teleflora bear is adorable, and I've sent it to many people I know. By all accounts it went over as well as it might have had anyone sent it to me. But no one sends it to me! Oh well. Thanks for all your efforts.(Paula D. , McKinney TX )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Schools

 

This is a strange story, I know, but I had to get flowers not just to an address, but to a specific location within that address. Worst of all, it wasn't marked anywhere. My cousin is a stand-up comedian, and the flowers for him were for his first steady gig in L.A. They had to be right off-stage behind the curtain so as he came off, the flowers would be presented to him in his hands. My God, I can't believe they were there at just the right time. I was nervous as a cockroach at a tap-dance contest, but everything worked out OK. My cousin killed the audience, got the flowers, and then called me almost out of breath and with tears in his eyes (so he said). Thanks so much.(Trish N. , Rochester MN )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Restaurants

 

The way my family celebrates Christmas, you would think it was Festivus. My dad always tries to challenge someone to wrestle and we have a tinsel lined pole in the back yard that I used to practice tetherball on. I don't know if my parents have developed a sense of humor or we're all really warped. I'm glad I was able to bring some semblance of normalcy into Christmas, though, with the flowers that I sent ahead of time. They made the day seem warmer somehow and somewhat less bizarre.(Steven J. , Fresno CA )

 

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Ainsworth Nebraska Delivery

 

The “fall meadow” Thanksgiving flowers were astonishing, and brightened up the chapel perfectly for the service.(Brenda Wilkins, San Francisco CA )

 

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