Alpha Idaho Funeral Homes

 

I couldn't think of a centerpiece for the Christmas table until I saw your arrangement of white roses. How perfect, I thought to myself. They worked out just fine, but I had to order a second one at the last minute because of some *ahem* uninvited guests. At least the flowers were nice.(Cristyl W., Albany NY )

 

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Alpha Idaho Motels

 

I use the Internet all the time to order things. I like to think that I get the best prices for everything. But I am writing to tell you that when I order flowers, I used to go with the absolute lowest price. But it just became too embarrassing for the recipient when inexpensive flowers came to mean cheap flowers. Now, I’ve learned to do it right and order flowers through you guys. I mean, the whole reason to send flowers is to make a good impression, right?(Delphine E. , Santa Cruz CA )

 

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Alpha Idaho Delivery

 

I was so sick to hear of my sister-in-law's mother. She died of emphysema. It wasn't exactly unexpected, but it was still a shock to the family. My brother has taken it a bit hard also. I really wish I could have been there, but circumstances prevented. I was glad that I could at least be able to send flowers to their house. They were very gracious about them and I think my brother was most pleased. I wish there was a better way I could have used your services, but sometimes sending flowers is the best thing you can do in a bad situation.(Nora S. , Auckland , New Zealand)

 

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Alpha Idaho Business

 

If there’s one piece of advice I can give to husbands who’ve been married for more than ten years it’s this: GIVE HER FLOWERS, YOU IMBECILLE. After fourteen years of marriage, my wife had given up on me being a romantic. But I sent her flowers and now she thinks I’ve reformed. Maybe I have, I don’t know. Maybe you guys can be romantic for me. Can I set up an account where you automatically send a different set of flowers every month so it looks like I was thinking about it?(Norman V. , Tallahassee FL )

 

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Alpha Idaho Hotels

 

It’s hard on my family for me to be overseas so often. I send a lot of flowers, so I know what I’m talking about when I say that you and your company have a great thing going. Keep it up!(Janey M. , Manchester , UK)

 

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Alpha Idaho Offices

 

The bakery I work in has your flowers to liven- up the counter a bit and add to the smell of freshly cooked bread!(Viv Powers, Toledo OH )

 

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Alpha Idaho Cemetery

 

My great aunt’s funeral was so terribly nice, and the glowing flower arrangements that you sent helped make it that way. Everything was so fresh and colorful, just the way she would have wanted it.(Pearl U. , Racine WI )

 

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Alpha Idaho Schools

 

The flowers my husband sent me to celebrate our wedding anniversary last week were lovely. Sadly he was working away at the time, but with your help it was still a day to remember!(Clare Heinrich, San Antonio TX )

 

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Alpha Idaho Hospitals

 

I've been giving my girlfriend chocolate for the past three years for Valentine's Day. Now she's on a low-carb diet, and I'm not sure how I can give her candy when she's not supposed to be eating it. Of course, she didn't say anything about it. The best present I thought I could give her was flowers. It's true. The flowers went over better than the candy. Now, if there was a special candy that could get my mother off my back about marrying my girlfriend, I'd give her those.(Maury G., Mandeville LA )

 

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Alpha Idaho Restaurants

 

Your flowers are so colorful and huge, they make my mother's eyes pop out of her head every time I send them to her. She loves them very much and can't so much as say "pass the butter" without commenting them if they're on the table. You must get thanked a lot for the business you're in, let me tell you you are worth it.(Sylvia D., London )

 

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